Coldplay 

A band from Britain containing four powerful and intelligent members, Chris Martin (vocals), Jon Buckland (guitar), Guy Berryman (bass) and Will Champion (drums). Originally called Starfish, they first hit it big with their song "Yellow" which is on their debut album, Parachutes. Since their first album in 2000, they have released two more sensational albums, recently releasing X&Y which became the best-seller in Europe and America.

Coldplay gets a lot of crap from people who dislike them. It's either you love Coldplay or you hate Coldplay. However, Coldplay writes very philosophical lyrics and people complain and say that they want to be the next U2, but they sound nothing like U2, but they sound like Radiohead, but both bands are still stellar.

Chris Martin is currently the poster child for the Make Trade Fair charities and for OXFAM.

Coldplay does some amazing work both on and offstage. We all should be thinking about what they're doing for the world instead of maybe hating on them like many people like to do.

Coldplay by Mr. Squakity October 9, 2005

coldplay 

1. A shitty newb Brit band that thinks they're the greatest band in the world, as claimed by Chris Martin.

2. A band that fails to realize they suck, and that they should bow down to the likes of Radiohead, U2, Oasis, and Depeche Mode.

3. Any band capable of producing/performing fucking annoying music, as demonstrated by their song "Clocks" - which redundantly cycles the same scales of notes for the entirety of the track.

4. A band in which any of its members give their children stupid names like "Apple"

5. A band that relies on simple riffs and time signatures, lacking the complexity that bands like Radiohead are capable of writing in the their sleep.

"Haha Greatest band in the world? You guys gotta me shittin' me, you stupid Coldplay!"

"This song must be by a Coldplay because it's driving me fucking insane."

"Hey, that sounds like an easy song to play/write. Is that a Coldplay track?"

"Oh, you named your kid Orange? So you must be part of a Coldplay."

"This can't be the work of Ed O'Brien. It's got the simplicity of a Coldplay."

"Thom Yorke has more skills on the guitar, piano, and vocals than the frontman of this Coldplay."

coldplay by Guitar Goddess November 10, 2008

Coldplay 

A euphemism for role-playing necrophilia. Recipient cools body temp down to as chill as possible. Disgusting.

Fancy a bit of coldplay tonight, darling?

Coldplay by KMFCP September 30, 2020

coldplay 

a wonderful band.
go see a concert its beautiful.
in an awesome way.

look at the stars
look how they shine for you
and all the things that you do

coldplay by der der der September 14, 2005

coldplay 

The best band in the world, with amazing lyircs and Chris Martins soothing voice. One of many great British bands.

'In my place, in my place...'

coldplay by Perri January 26, 2005

COLDPLAY 

The most amazing, pure, and refreshing music around today.

"Shit what is this music?"
"Coldplay man, heard of them?"
"No, but they're so refreshing it feels like I just stuck my head in a bowl of ice!"

COLDPLAY by I think you have too many shoes. September 1, 2006

Coldplay 

: A band famous in Europe.
: Chris Martins band.
: The most amazing band in the universe.
: Known for amazing concerts.
: Albums like Parachutes, X&Y, Rush of Blood to The Head,and just recently Viva la Vida.

All the guys: So what do you like to do?
Sarah: Listen to Coldplay.
All the guys: Dang, I want that

Coldplay by Websters Encyclopedia October 26, 2008