robbie coltrane

The huge, lovable actor who plays Hagrid in the HP movies. Aaw, he's just so huge and cuddly, and when he has his Hagrid costume on, you just want to grab a huge toothbrush and start scrubbing him down. And give him a huge rubber ducky...

Robbie Coltrane is just so big, like a teddy bear. Don't you just wuv him?

by Sabrina aka Ronniekins328 May 31, 2006

coltrane

The most laziest person on planet earth who will prop his feet up on a fucking desk all day

you be acting like a coltrane do work bitch!!!

by bigherm2011 April 11, 2011

coltrait

To get it on in a dirty fashion.

Hey woman, you wanna coltrait, in the Burger King bathroom?

by Jerr Bear January 29, 2008

Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.

-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!

by NOP724 May 5, 2011

Coletrain

A badass party; a rave; kegger

Ryan-"Hey dude, what are you doing tongiht?"
Shane" Im just goint o a Coletrain, you should come"

by Ryan Coletrain July 14, 2009

Derail your corntrain

An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.

The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"

by Matt September 1, 2004

constrained

A term meaning "we are completely out of stuff" that some people just don't grasp.

We are constrained on laptops, so stop asking, biotch!

by Bama-in-CA October 10, 2005