cover yourself in oil

Step 2 of the process of flying.

2) cover yourself in oil

by cornernickel December 1, 2020

it becomes the cover

Loosely translated, she's got a dick. Japanese machine-translated term for futanari or dickgirl.

"Shit man.. this is good stuff. This stuff.. It becomes the cover."

by Disemsweets February 10, 2010

Codjer

A rare creature, only spotted on the 23rd of each month when the moon is full in the sky. Will usually be gripping a bottle of the old MD 20/20 but do not be alarmed, this is merely for personal benefit, it is not intended as a weapon or threat. Top places to spot the legendary Codjer: skulking around Glasgow's back alleys at 4am, half eaten Subway in hand. Particular fondness of Bothwell Lane, as this particular sleazy back alley holds great sentimental value to the creature.

"Oh, did you see Codjer there?!"

"What? I thought he was mythical?"

"Nah, he shagged my sister, he's real."

by foxxyfox March 12, 2009

Asian seat cover

When a man has no condoms and the girl he's about to fuck isn't on birth control, but he still wants to cum inside of her. And so he pours soy sauce on his dick and in her pussy before fucking her in hopes that the salt content will be sufficient enough spermicide.

Person 1: Shit, I didn't bring condoms.

Person 2: Don't worry. Just use an Asian seat cover.

by Princess Amy's Peasant July 9, 2016

cover your ass

To take preemptive steps to make sure that you don't get into trouble with anyone.

You had better cover your ass and get insurance for that car or else someone could sue you for everything you own.

by Kris Swenson July 14, 2006

cover 2 defense

Borrowed from football terminology, this is the protective posture assumed by any guy who thinks he is about to get hit in the nads. The dude quickly closes his legs and shields his crotch with both hands so that he doesn't get racked.

I told him that his Mom was hot and then immediately went into the cover 2 defense.

by whiteboyDJ October 28, 2009

duck and cover

The way to protect yourself from everything from nuclear attacks to volcano explosions in the mid 20th century.

:Oh my God the soviets are attacking!!!
:Have no fear, just duck and cover.
(Boom, boom)
:Wow, thanks.
:Wanna go to the malt shop?...

by this is retarded April 23, 2006