Codjer 

A rare creature, only spotted on the 23rd of each month when the moon is full in the sky. Will usually be gripping a bottle of the old MD 20/20 but do not be alarmed, this is merely for personal benefit, it is not intended as a weapon or threat. Top places to spot the legendary Codjer: skulking around Glasgow's back alleys at 4am, half eaten Subway in hand. Particular fondness of Bothwell Lane, as this particular sleazy back alley holds great sentimental value to the creature.

"Oh, did you see Codjer there?!"

"What? I thought he was mythical?"

"Nah, he shagged my sister, he's real."

Codjer by foxxyfox March 12, 2009

Codjer 

The aforementioned beast is also legendarily dim when it comes to the operation of technology, particularly mobile phones; it has managed to break, lose or consume at least 17000 phones and when it has been in possession of one it will remarkably regularly fail to answer said phone, reply to text messages or even have said phone turned on.

It's also interesting to note that from time to time it will be noted to have what can only be described as a 'hideous paunch'

"Here did you text Codjer about it?"

"Aye man but he's probably swallowed his phone again"

Codjer by sexxaych1ck April 11, 2009

coder's block 

A usually temporary psychological inability to begin or continue writing code / programming.

I just can't figure out how to approach this new programming project. Should I use PHP? Should I build it myself or look for some libraries I can use? I think I have coder's block.

I've been struggling with coder's block for the past few weeks, and after staring blankly all day at some really ugly code I wrote a while back that uses PHP, MySQL, and regex, it finally started clicking with me again and I was able to update it. I got it back now, baby!

coder's block by snowscape January 10, 2011

Cudjeri

Aboriginal word for Woman, Wife or Girlfriend.

Mostly used by women.

From Northern Territory Australia.

1. In friendly greeting: "Heeey Cudjeri, where you been, have'nt seen you for ages sister girl!"

2. Inquiring: "Who that Cudjeri there?"

Cudjeri by Darwin Mulliga June 13, 2012

CoDversation 

When two Call of Duty players clog up the left side of the computer/TV screen talking on and on about irreverent bullshit instead of focusing on the game at hand.

Taken from combining Call of Duty, or CoD, and conversation.

Keep the CoDversation to a minimum, people, and try to focus on the goddamn war, huh?

CoDversation by Kyle E. Coyote May 17, 2009

Codering 

When you don't stop coding, you just code you don't eat sleep or anything just coding.

Person 1: Hey man I heard you were all night codering.

Codering by DarkCheese_ June 16, 2021

Shoulder Coder 

Someone who sits on your shoulder and directs you what to code. Usually these people don't understand that coding isn't as simple as pointing and directing what you want it to do. Coding requires thought, implentation and testing.

John: Hey, could you just make it so when the user clicks on that button, the section understand expands vertically.
Dom: Ok, yep... I'll get it done.

-John doesn't leave and expects you to have it working in seconds-

Dom: Yeah, go away and i'll fetch you when its ready... Damn shoulder coder

Shoulder Coder by Konoro King February 19, 2012