Two Coins Law

The principle that things will work themselves out according to their natural conclusion. Belief in Two Coins Law represents a belief in a deterministic universe that complies with the laws of physics.

Named after the plastic whirlpools at tourist attractions where a coin is placed in a chute in either side and allowed to spiral down to a hole in the bottom. If one understands that the coins will do like that, one has grasped Two Coins Law.

"The food at this restaurant was awful! I should have known when I saw how dirty the place was."

"Sorry bud, Two Coins Law."

by Autocratic January 26, 2010

two coïns

THE BEST DUO EVER

"have u heard two coïns new song?"
"nah not yet but I bet its a banger like fix me"

by adiot October 29, 2020

jah coins

A currency used by only the maddest of lads to purchase the flashiest of items.

Yo my homie Sid the Science Kid gave me 20 jah coins for my heelys.

by philswift212 February 27, 2019

Salty coins and milk

Its how pussy tastes like

"Her pussy taste like salty coins and milk

by addtoit February 17, 2023

Indonesian Monkey Coins

A currency accepted in NAHR an underground poker league, found in Atlantis.

Holy SHit! how many Indonesian Monkey Coins do you have?!

by Mr. Crazypants August 4, 2009

Whore for Coins

1. A prostitute

2. A player of any particular game in which an objective is to attain coins

1. Jimmy: I hate being a virgin.
Paul: Call Sheila. She's a total whore for coins.

2. Zack (playing Temple Run): Yes! I'm about to fill the bonus meter!
Fred: Look at you...you're a little whore for coins, aren't you?

by 30! February 6, 2013

grab coins like a jew

A derogatory thing to say to someone who is poor or doesn't like to give.

Hassan:"Give me money please, I'm homeless and need some food preferably a Kebab."
Yusef:"No!"
Hassan:"Please!"
Yusef:"I'm kinda of tight in money right now."
Hassan:"You grab coins like a jew you fool!"

by Aluckba August 30, 2016