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Cortch

MAJOR insult. A combination of (C)unt/Wh(or)e/Bi(tch). A generally disgusting human being who has no excuse to remain on the planet. Everyone knows one, everyone hates the one they know!
YOU FUCKING CORTCH! YOU GAVE ME HERPES!!

EW! Did you see Vanessa Hudgens Nude Photos? What a Cortch!
by lladnas March 16, 2010
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cotching

the art of sitting in your room all day doing activies such as looking on youtube, wanking, pissing in your sink and generaly wasting your life away, something that gary loves to do.
Daz : What are you doing gary?
Gary : Cotching.
Daz : Oh.
by Darryl Barkwill April 3, 2009
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cootchsmooch

1. Cunnilingus.
2. Stimulation of the vagina by the tongue and mouth.
I need a cootchsmooch and a mojito!
by Mower B-12 January 14, 2008
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Cootch

A word for those lil lady parts that yo mama created . Treat it well.
Damn my cootch be smelling fineee
by Look at me now mom May 14, 2018
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Cotch

to relax, sit or sleep. from the french "se coucher".
by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003
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cootchie cutter

Pants or shorts that fit tightly across one's genitals.
by Lachacha June 5, 2002
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hootchie cootchie

A woman of questionable virtue, especially from the Prohibitionist flapper era.

From hootch (alcohol) and cooter (vagina). People who visited speakeasies were considered to be of low class and even lower morals, and prostitutes were often seen in and around speakeasies, particularly in large cities.

Made popular in America by Cab Calloway's song "Minnie the Moocher", in which Minnie is a compassionate prostitute who becomes very rich, and revived in Britain through its appearance on an episode of "Jeeves & Wooster" featuring Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie respectively.
a)Folks, now here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher / She was a red-hot hootchie cootchie

b) Wooster: I mean, all this ho de ho de ho stuff is pretty clear, but what do you suppose a hootchie cootchie is exactly?
Jeeves: It's hard to say, sir, unless it's in connection with one of the demotic American words for ardent spirits. I'm thinking of hootch, a word of Eskimo origin , I'm informed.
Wooster (amazed): You bloody well are informed, Jeeves. Do you know everything?
Jeeves (dryly): I really don't know, sir.
by orangeplasticbag August 19, 2008
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