German concussion

when the penis is inserted into an ear and then forcefully trusted foward

i gave him a german concussion

by jubacajonessss June 20, 2016

Cockcussion

Concussion caused by giving too much head

He has a cockcussion from last night.

by Maria F. December 13, 2020

dick concussion

To get a concussion from sucking too much dick

John: wheres your bitch?
Zach: at home with a dick concussion, she gave me 11 hickeys last night
John: wow

by righteousconsumption November 12, 2014

Cockusion

You get cockusion when giving too much head (giving head means giving a blowjob) and too hard

Kyle: Chad ain’t you getting cockusion you been suckin my dick for so long now

Chad: nah dude my head game toooo strong

Kyle: whatever you say bro
Chad: *faints in cockusion*
Kyle: I knew He should’ve taken it easy

by Gayyeeyeemaster July 4, 2020

Concussion Of Love

When two best friends who have not seen each-other for a

day run in slow motion across a field of daisies and poppy flowers and collide heads causing them to endure the Concussion of Love.

*scene one*
Aaron: "OMG JAMMY! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!" (13 hours)

Jammy: :DDDDDDD

-Runs across field of daisies & Poppy flowers in slow motion-
-Bangs heads-
-Concussed-

*scene two*
-in the hospital-
Madi: -comes to visit- "OMG JAMMY AND AARON! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!!?"
Jammy and Aaron: "Concussion Of Love."

by Jamaron43 October 25, 2011

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

Cockfusion

When your cock is confused about what's going on, it's up, it's down, is it gonna happen, is it not.

I went on a date last night and had cockfusion going on.

by Dickydonttouch February 24, 2017