cocklust ratio

A woman's ratio, expressed as a percentage, of cocks sucked and/or fucked to cocks seen.

via Cocklust from the Old German Cockenlust

(1) Man, that girl loves the cock. She has a 93% cocklust ratio.

(2) Jenny must be a frigid pricktease. She's only got a 10% cocklust conversion ratio.

by Timo de Vereaux November 5, 2006

Cockus

The event in Iowa every four years that we have to brag about like it's the greatest thing in the world. Everyone thinks it's huge, but belive me, an Iowan, it's not that big.

The world talks about Iowa's huge cockus, but when all is said and done, it really wasn't as big as we expected.

by grayjk January 13, 2008

cocktub

(v) the act of inserting the penis into a mouth in order to provide the penis with a hot tub experience, romantically. Saliva volume contained within the mouth must remain at maximum capacity to ensure optimal hot tub characteristics of the mouth. Additionally, the owner of the mouth must not consume iced beverages a minimum of thirty-two minutes prior to commencement of romantic activities. Jets optional. Tongue massage feature mandatory.

"Jenny, I'm taking my pants off cuz we're going cocktubbing..."

and

"Sally, put your iced beverage down cuz daddy wants to cocktub."

and

"Your mouth is so warm and wet, it's like a goddamn cocktub!"

by Ranch God April 29, 2014

Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation

Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"

by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009

cockbuster

The BETTER name for all Blockbuster stores.

Cockbuster tried to scam me into paying $30 dollars for a video I returned and they didn't scan in.

by AubreyA October 5, 2006

Cockussion

The worn out feeling and look a woman has after she has been well fucked, causing a woman to not be able to move or think straight.

She just laid on the bed hair all a mess, she tried to get up and go to the washroom but was unable due to recieving a severe cockussion from her new man.

by Movie Muscle November 15, 2009

cockduster

a feeble attempt at a moustache, usually by the pubescent, which would perhaps be more apt at lightly tickling the penis in a homosexual act rather than acting as a moustache

"have you seen the cockduster that newspaper boy has been sporting recently?"

by chris wal January 11, 2008