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CockTail

Derived from Cock (male genitalia) and Tail (referring to females) and the general meaning of mixing when the word cocktail is involved.

1) CockTail being a male and a female couple. They can be romantically involved, or sexually, or both.
Though usually having a purely sexual meaning, the two can be in a platonic relationship.

2) Can also refer to one person's significant other.

In either of these situations, it can be labelled 'drinking' one's cocktail.
1) Dude, my brother's in a cocktail. They're so loud!
OR
1) Dude, my brother drinks a cocktail now, they're so loud!

2) Suzy was talking to her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
2) Suzy was drinking her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
by Thoor Tayret March 11, 2011
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cocktail

An animal or person with a cock as a tail.
p1: Ha! That dog had such a long cocktail!
p2: yeah! so did that chick!
by Jack Burlayer December 28, 2005
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cocktail

A joint containing 50% marijuana and 50% hasch.
I got a nice cocktail to smoke.
by thakandymahn August 28, 2006
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cocktail

n. 1. A couple in which the male (usually a douchebag) uses the female, who is typically a piece of ass, to show off. This sort of couple is usually seen at parties or large events involving "big shots" and the media

n. 2. a delicious alcoholic beverage
Look at that cocktail over there. That guy's a douche... though is girlfriend is fine as hell.
by Cole rules! January 3, 2007
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Cocktail friends

1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.
John has 20 new cocktail friends after friday night.
by pyra023 October 21, 2010
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Cherry Cocktail

Eating out a girl while she's on her period.
Dude 1: "I totally gave this girl a cherry cocktail last night."

Dude 2: "That's just sick..."
by raichupal January 24, 2011
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Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009
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