cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film

Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

Chicktache

When a girl grows a mustache and completely ignores it until it is pointed out

Ryan: Oh my god, I can't even see her smile through that chicktache!

by Ingoe July 12, 2010

cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

Cocktazed

When your girl is having a long or continuous orgasm and she acts like she’s been tazed and having an epileptic attack.

I cocktazed my girl last night and I thought the cops broke in the house and tazed her.

by Juan & Maggie June 23, 2019

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES are a punk band

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES is my favourite band

by Rubbish world July 4, 2023

big black cockroaches

it stands for bbc and everyone loves bbc say I love bbc

Heres an example of using big black cockroaches. The popular girl wants bbc in her mouth or The little girl loves bbc

by . . May 24, 2023

Cocklace

A necklace fashioned solely out of cocks. A person who acts like you would imagine said necklace fashioned solely of cocks might act.

Jay Mariotti is a total cocklace. I bet he wears one to bed every night.

by Harrison Greeley III September 14, 2010