cockswagger

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.

dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.

by fookbunny December 7, 2011

Cockswoggler

An overweight middle aged man with long curly hair who still lives at home and jacks off in the garage all sweaty. Whata loser

Steve is such a cockswoggler

by Sikkdanisim June 11, 2020

Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.

Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*

by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022

cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

Cockwoggle

A guy who shakes his dick around.

"What a f**kin' cockwoggle."

"The idiot not only is a dickhead, but a total cockwoggle."

by Sam Majik February 27, 2017

Cornswaggled

Getting a blow job with a can of raw corn in the givers mouth

guy1: Hey man my girl Cornswaggled me last night
guy2: that’s awesome bro!!

by Ancient.Milk May 14, 2022

cockspangle

Someone at the lower end of the intelligence spectrum, prone to making stupid remarks and assertions either in person or often online.

Only an absolute cockspangle would think Nigel Farage should be a Member of Parliament.

by Wighteggy August 7, 2023