cockstridge

When you insert your cock into the ground just like an ostridge for business OR pleasure.

Lamo: Mitch, why'd you pull a cockstridge?!

Mitch: Cause i like to hang loose!

by emgleich July 27, 2008

Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

cockstranglers

The worst pair of pants you own which most times means the tightest pair you own.

Holy shit! I accidentally wore my cockstranglers for the date I had with my gf last night and I nearly passed out!

Damn it! All I have clean are my cockstranglers...

by DependOnDepends January 25, 2011

Cock strung

When u been high to long and u think ur as stronger as u was before u lost 40 lbs .strung out and full of urself,not who u used to be. All dick no muscle., Big in all the right places and dont know how to use it.

Did u know dude was that big a month ago he used to be cock stronge is what I heard,now I see he's just cockstrung LoL!!!he so strung out he's lost all his muscle!
He no longer cock stronge he cock strung ,all outta muscle.

by Gizmo289 May 27, 2023

Cockgrunger

someone who is a dick who listens to Grunge.

a way to make fun of grungers.

That guy is such a cockgrunger, wearing that Nirvana shirt!

by davewallace November 29, 2010

Cockstruck

The female equivalent of cuntstruck. When a woman sees a man so desirable, must have his cock, even if she's not even emotionally attached to him. Must have that cock. In her.

Vivi - "Oi Alliyaayah, I no ur tryin 2 tell me bout ur recent hair stensions, but rite now alls i can think bout is that mans sausage in me sugary buns"
Alliyaayah - "lol ur cockstruck roflmao"

by Blobs July 7, 2016

Cockstrument

An instrument played with a man's penis.

He whipped down his pants to play that cockstrument, creating a musical work of art.

by Padan80 July 30, 2018