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cocklick

one who has been known for licking penis, or just another term used when calling someone a creative word for being a douchebag
Man, he was being such a cocklick last night when he said that about me
by Professor Martin Fucktard February 13, 2009
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cockdick

(noun) an insult used to express an extremely stupid or asshole move.
Greg, why would you light Nick's towel on fire, you cockdick!
by Ian0287 April 29, 2008
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Cocksicle

A refreshingly ice cold dick that's typically enjoyed by young women (and gay dudes)as a means of cooling off on a hot summer day. Can also be shoved into one's orifice of choice for additional ice cold pleasure.
Paul is "nothing like a cocksicle to celebrate the end of exams!" (someone's actual facebook status)

Zach: "Was it cherry-vanilla jizz flavored or just the original jizz flavor?" (actual comment on person's facebook status)
by Quadrillon VIII May 9, 2009
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cockstache

when you catch an unsuspecting person sleeping and you proceed to whip out your cock and place it on their upper lip and then catch it on film
Becky was real upset when I gave her a cockstache
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Cockstica

A swastica drawn with dicks.
You have a giant cockstica on your face bro!!
by Angeledcock79 February 4, 2017
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Cocksocket

A woman who likes to take cocks in all her holes. Sometimes all at once sometimes one at a time
You know Taryn, she is a real Cocksocket.

That girl last night got used like a cocksocket.

I have officially turned my wife into a Cocksocket.
by El Capitain July 3, 2018
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cocksmack

Taking out one's penis and smacking someone in the face with it usually as an act of discipline
"Yo bitch if you don't shut up i will cocksmack you!"
by Elliot May 31, 2005
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