cocksurfing

Similar to the term "couch-surfing". A cocksurfer is a woman who sleeps with men for a place to sleep.

"You find a place yet?"

"nah, I'm still surfin' it"

"you mean cocksurfing, ya hussy? haha!"

by doesntgiveadamn November 29, 2011

coldspring

A very non-urban place about an hours drive from houston.
AKA the butthole of Texas. Full of crackheads and meth-labs. Tiny high school run by a spawn from hell.

"We gotta drive through Coldspring."
"oh no!"

by rubywpn January 26, 2006

cockstridge

its not a cock; not an ostridge, but its a cockstridge

ryan, brenden, and chuck are geniuses or just queer, maybe we can get some beer. cockstridges have legs and can beat you in a race too.

by ryan October 2, 2003

cockstrong

One who's cock and usually balls, can withstand excessive punishment. In fact, they are so strong that they become the possessor's greatest offensive weapon.

"I wouldn't mess with Johnny."

"Why not?"

"His cock is bigger than yours, in fact, it can walk right through the door."

"With a feeling so pure?"

"Yeah, he's cockstrong."

by CF Hunk June 3, 2006

Puka Shell Cockring

Made of Hawaiian Puka Shells, the Puka Shell Cockring is the standard for Cockring for Hawaiians.

I'm going to ruin this chick with my Puka Shell Cockring.

by YesISM January 4, 2011

Cockringaside

Suicide by masturbation with a cock ring that is to tight, causing the testicles to explode on ejaculation.

That poor guy just commited cockringaside.

by Tony February 3, 2004

Cockstrong

One strong dude. Typically a Southern Redneck, clad in overalls, big beard and guns for arms.

That's one cockstrong mf'er.

by Mackey Shmackey April 19, 2018