cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.

I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.

by Fletcher Jenkins July 27, 2008

cocksnot

Sperm "gobblings" shot up the nostrils that slowly drip onto the upper lip resembeling snot.

I wish that nasty whore would wipe off that cocksnot!

by B.R. Copenhagen September 21, 2005

cocksnitch

To spread or broadcast word related to a cock's negative action.

Lisa totally cocksnitched Timmy to his old lady.

by Johnny the Midget May 22, 2003

Cocksnatch

Softest angriest dick I’ve ever encountered.

Worst/best person you will ever meet.

That dude is the biggest cocksnatch I’ve ever met in my entire life.

by Rhettness December 23, 2017

cocksnot

when your ejaculation is so powerful it shoots out of a partners nose while giving a blowjob

Dicky came so hard that cocksnot ran out of her nose while she was giving him a blowjob

by urban skidmarks July 14, 2016

Cocksnot

the excess drip after a male ejaculates. It can get stuck to your leg, underware, etc. almost like having a runny nose except from the D!

Requires tissues w aloe and vitamin E.

Dude: “Hey babe, can you hand me the box of tissues?”

Babe: “why what’s wrong?”

Dude: “I have excessive cocksnot after our bang sesh and I need to clean.”

by Donny Skylark January 26, 2019

cocknochi

Made by stepchicken cult followers it’s the new way to say iconic

Did you see what melissa did it was cocknochi

by Stepchicken May 14, 2020