cocksneeze

The act of ejaculation through a non-erect penis. Ususally happens in reaction to extremely arousing event, catching one completely offguard.

"Jesus Christ, did you see the tits on that bitch?"

"Oh man, I think I just cocksneezed"

by ProbablyJason November 18, 2003

cocksmoker

1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".

In practice, the following conditions could exist

a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".

b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".

Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.

So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!

enjoy

Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)

"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"

by Sir Nick July 21, 2006

cocksnap

A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.

Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."

Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."

Example 3: "Somebody made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".

Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."

Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."

Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."

by Not All Seattle Lindy Hoppers Are Assholes. March 12, 2008

CockQuake

The laziest possible way to masturbate. One rests their hand over their genitals during an earthquake and the earth does all the jacking.

TV Announcer: The San Andreas fault is about to produce a magnitude 7 earthquake, evacuate your homes immediately

Lazy guy: *puts hand on penis* aight time for a CockQuake

by **Bitch Nigga** July 6, 2019

chocosnake

a nice long brown turd.

one with an extra shiny coating and rich brown color.

my chocosnake was so massive i had to take a picture of it and show my girlfriend.

by aidsfarmer January 19, 2010

cocksmoke

When masturbation causes too much friction.

"I've got cocksmoke, get the fire extinguisher!"

by bobbybobobooboo May 30, 2006

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004