cockslammer

a really big faggot or someone who likes to slam cocks down their throat at high speeds

you want to fuck my 14 year old sister? fuck you u fucking cockslammer

by lambogod December 30, 2012

Cocklipse

kok-klips short form of Cock-Eclipse

Temporarily blindness from accidentally seeing another mans Penis.

Paul: "Phil whipped out his junk in the middle of the party. I couldn't avoid the cocklipse."

Murk: "That still makes you gay!"

by lancetightpants November 13, 2011

Cockshlap

Cockshlap: A derogatory reference to call someone who you preferably don't like.

Johnson: Hey Harry.
Harry: Yeah Johnson?
Johnson: You're a Cockshlap
Harry: fuck you Cockshlap.

by Aggrolas November 23, 2015

Cocklap

When a man's belly is so fat that it hangs down over his cock. The human version of a dewlap.

Did you see Billy in the locker room? Man, he's got the biggest cocklap I've ever seen!

by Derpy Do September 15, 2023

Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

cockslaughter

The act of committing a cockblockwithout intent.

I was hitting it off with this chick at the bar, but david made such a drunk ass of himself that she just left before I could even get her number. It was definitely cockslaughter.

by thespot84 July 5, 2008

cocksnap

Scientific term: The tearing of the erectile tissue in the penis. This may rupture the vas deferens, thus causing impotence and infertility.
Most commonly used as an insult to those who are iritating f**ks!

1."F**k off Adam you cocksnap!"
2."Adam, if you don't stop being an arrogant knob, I'll give you a cocksnap!"

by camdaddy November 30, 2004