conscience

1. Something that can get in the way of copious amounts debauchery and general fun. It can also prevent you from doing even moderately moral activities.

2. Something that can be easily turned off with some xanax.

1. Damn I was going to pick up that hot sophomore, go to the party, roll then make out with t3h wimmenz but my conscience instantly projected a picture of my mom calling me a druggie pedophile and threatening to take everything I own away.

2. I need to cheat on this test because I don't give a shit about spanish and the American school system doesn't test for critical think instead of bullshit languages and courses I'll never use (or want to for the matter) in my set in stone career...let me go ahead and just turn that conscience off *pops an entire xanax bar*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 January 9, 2011

up-conscience

the opposite of self-conscience.

jenny is a very up-conscience woman..people mistake her for being arrogant.

by Krystina Kandy September 14, 2009

conscience

A sense of right and wrong, something neocons right-wing republicans, and other garden variety sociopaths do not have.

You have to check your conscience at the door to work for the White House nowadays, simply because the Bush administration doesn't have one.

by Stop the pendulum April 8, 2006

consciencenessless

The personal state of conscienceness being inhibited, partially lacking or completely non-existant.

That guy that glued down everything in the hotel room had to be consciencenessless.

by Michael Lang November 28, 2007

cockscientious

adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

by cockscientious objector May 8, 2008

conscience

Having a mind. The senses touch, smell, vision, taste, hearing. Being able to make reality whatever you percieve it to be. Perception. Knowing where you are and what you are doing.

Humans about 1 million years ago did not have a conscience.

by Austin Westervelt November 9, 2006

conscience

The little voice in the back of your head that tells you somebody is watching.

Little Billy decided not to stroke his cash and prizes that night because, according to his conscience, Mommy was peeking in through the door.

by LRS February 22, 2007