cockleech

david horseman

david horseman is bill clintons cockleech

by Anonymous March 23, 2003

cockpiece

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.

by steve aoki March 29, 2011

cocktee

The man flesh on which a golf ball rests before your drunk friend drives it; usually ending in a trip to the hospital.

Dude fuckin hardin' your cocktee before the cops see us, dumbass

by BiggerDave April 23, 2008

Cockpetition

When two friends, compete over a person of affection, to see who gets her/him first.

Jane - "Are David and Aron competing over sally?"
Blaine "Yeah, they're in a total cockpetition"

by Masteroftheleglock January 3, 2015

Cockfee

Any coffee-based drink which has either semen or urine in it, or one which has had a penis dunked or stirred in it. Usually given to unsuspecting victims or enemies to drink.

Oh my days rude boy! Did you see how she gulped down that cockfee and didn't even notice, fam?

by RudeFam January 26, 2020

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

cockbeer

what you say to someone who is an asshole whilst offering them a beer.

see the movie BASEKTball

by Seany L May 13, 2003