cockument

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,

"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?

by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007

cockliment

The act of complimenting one's penis. Especially useful when your buddy is a virgin, so he has never received one from the opposite gender.

- Hey Adam, I saw your cock while pissing in the public toilet, it's not too shabby!
- Thanks fort the cockliment, I really wanted to hear that from someone.

by BlackerThanRed September 29, 2022

Cockmentation

The feelling you get we you think you are about to nut but you don't nut and you try harder and then you get tired so you go to sleep and nut while watching a dream

"Man,last night I had such a cockmentation.It really pissed me off

by O/L/G November 6, 2019

Cockameet

Austin Randall on the hill messing with the cockameet

Randall is play with his cockameet

by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019

Cockameet

Austin Randall on the hill messing with the cockameet

Randall is play with his cockameet

by Methanight Joe leis November 13, 2019

cockabent

a cock/will that bends to one direction and doesn't move

karson has a cockabent

by sausage licked April 19, 2022

clockliment

A portmanteau of the words Clock and Compliment. The act of complimenting a trans person while actively acknowledging that they are trans and do not pass as cis gendered.

"A stranger gave me a clockliment when they said I pass as cis."

by Jensen Dash March 31, 2024