Cum cocktail

When a woman doesn't know what profile to choose in a sperm bank, she may choose the cum cocktail:
A mix of different semen.

In a National Bank of Sperm pamphlet, you can read:
Try the cum cocktail; a surprising mix of the best pipette bottoms.

Amanda went for the cum cocktail. We are now taking bids for the baby lottery.

by Monsieur C January 16, 2014

Cocktail Shower

Like a regular shower, but with a cocktail. Could be at cocktail hour, or could be at 10 AM. A cocktail shower is appropriate at any time of day.

Friend 1: You seem happy today!

Friend 2: Yeah! I've been having a cocktail shower before bed! Always puts a smile on my face!

by LongBombs May 13, 2020

cockitchy

1)A short ass rat bitch who lies.
2) Cockitchy is a lying little rat if u don't love him that on jah

3) Pussy detectives bf
gay

"Filthy Cockitchy kin"

by ahastinky October 20, 2019

cocktastic

An adjective describing something pleasing or well done.

Well done, Bob. That was a cocktastic presentation. I'm going to recommend you for a raise.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.

Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.

by picklepatty November 13, 2011

prison cocktail

A mixture of bodily fluids used by prison inmates to hurl at victims, consisting of saliva, blood, semen, and feces, or any combination thereof.

The prison guard was put on medical leave after having a prison cocktail thrown in his face.

by alunimumbat October 20, 2010

Brompton Cocktail

Popular in england. Mixture of Cocaine, Heroine,and alcohol given to cancer patients on their death bed.It was given to them to bring them alive for the last time.So their family could see them in a state of euphoria and not in so much pain.

Sally was on her death bed.
the doc gave her a brompton cocktail
and induced euphoria.

by katie;dracula November 19, 2007