Cockamamie

Absurd, outlandish.

Person 1: That is so cockamamie!
Person 2: Yeah... I know... They have no taste in FOOD!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

cockhawk

Styling male pubic hair like a mohawk.

His bits are set off beautifully by that bitchin cockhawk.

by sarah June 26, 2004

cockamanian

A thin plasticized transfer or a decal from a thick piece of paper to the skin. Water was used to soften the decal. A word used in the 1930's and 1940's.
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The cockamanian looks like a tattoo on your skin. Of course, it is only temporary.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005

Cockjammer

A situation similiar to blueballs in which a man is on the very tip of ejaculating when his ho totally ditches him or does something to stop him from shooting his wad, jamming his cock with semen in the process. Also can make urinating quite difficult afterwards.

AKA the very worse weapon the cocktease has in it's arsenal. The ultimate bait and switch.

Dave: "Man, I was totally getting a handjob from Jenny but that bitch totally cockjammed me by saying she had work in the morning and telling me to rub one out on my own."

Phil: "That sucks bro. What a fucking Cockjammer. Well at least you almost busted a nut."

Dave: "Bust a nut?!?! She almost busted MY FUCKING DICK!! It hurts when I touch it. I think my penis knew she abandoned it before the deed was done. It's extremely angry about the whole ordeal. Oh, and the best thing was I couldn't piss for 4 hours either."

by Super Solid Snake July 16, 2009

Cockhands

Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.

I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.

by srjg March 30, 2010

cockamole

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

by partytrap June 3, 2010

Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018