Cockfest

A small or large gathering of males, usually at kickbacks/parties and hardly, or zero females

We need some bitches up in here yo! This place is one hell of a cockfest.

by MistahRigoh July 28, 2016

Cocknostril

The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.

"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...

"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".

Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."

by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010

cockfoster

Cockfoster,(cock-fos-ter), verb, a name given to someone being an absolute cock. To be said in a posh english accent.

Actual meaning, noun, a tube station at the end of the blue line in the centre of London, England.

To someone being a cock: "You Sir are a Cockfoster! Meh!"

by Blondebubbles March 22, 2004

Cockfest

Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.

Dude 1: So how was the party last night?

Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.

Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.

Dude 1: Cockfest!

by 5249er February 16, 2009

Cockfostered

When one is cockfostered, they are more drunk than what they ought to be.

"Sam was absolutely cockfostered on Friday night, we nearly had to carry him home."

by SDBGK24 March 13, 2017

cockfest

Can be used in many contexts, simply somewhere/a place with many males involved.

It was a cockfest in "club" last night, no pussy anywhere to be seen.

by stonesy September 26, 2007

cockfruit

any fruit that looks like a penis, if you eat it you have a 9 in 10 nutritionist chance of being a homo. cockfruit can also describe the person eating the fruit itself.

#1
kane: man your a total cockfruit
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower

#2
kane: nice selection of cockfruits you got their for lunch man
ryan: commits suicide by jumping in front of a speeding mower

by kp1 May 11, 2008