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cockliment

A penis-oriented compliment given to a male from either a male or female observer or sexual partner.
"After I boned Jane last night, she gave me a great cockliment. She said I had the nicest penis she'd ever seen."

or

"Dude, thanks for the cockliment! I always thought I had a great penis!"
by Luke Charles March 6, 2008
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College Confidential

a place where trolls abound
college confidential sample post:

OP: discussion board for ppl who got 2400 on the SAT!

responder #1: this was my first time taking the sat. i got 2400 with no prep, plus my calculator broke halfway through so i had to do the rest of the math section by hand omgggg im so glad i did well!!

responder #2112: 2400 club unite!

me: trolls. there aren't even 2000 people a year who get 2400s.
by aarush April 8, 2010
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confidential mix tape

A mixed CD of personal songs made by one person that he or she is too ashamed to share with his or her buddies. The most common type of confidential mix tape is a CD full of love songs for Valentine's day.
Duder 1: "You're gonna leave the CD in her car so when she starts them shits up in the morning it'll start playing? Nicely done. When do I get to hear it."

Duder 2: "Never doggy! That's a confidential mix tape for sure."

Duder 1: "You're such a bitch dogg. I gots to hear your amazing love ballads."
by westfalia February 15, 2010
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Confident

Me, I'm confident. You should be confident too 'cuz y'all are amazing.
Be confident hun ya got this
by MyDefinitionsAreTheBest June 14, 2018
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Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.
A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.
by Cocky! August 30, 2010
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cockliment

when you receive a compliment on the size or power of your penis.
OMG, YOUR COCK IS MAGIC!" "why thank you for that nice cockliment!
by Dizzy Rankin April 2, 2011
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el confidente

A method of gaining and exploiting the trust of a vulnerable woman. Positioning oneself to be the primary source of support and intimate information, with the intention of bedding the anguished.
He played el confidente to the widow Brown, and reaped luscious fruits borne from Herr Brown's considerate compost.
by sirspudd October 2, 2007
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