When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.
Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!
Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
by TheCockerist April 15, 2017
Get the cockerism mug.when a male is wearing a tight pair, or even loose fit jeans and a women or man if he goes that way can see the imprint of a man's cock.
In this picture of Bradd Pitt in Vanity magazine you could see his cockprint, and it's nothing to brag about.
by LeShaun Walker January 4, 2007
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noun - a place that provides penises or a place to which you go to obtain penises of all shapes and colors.
by heyitshank January 7, 2011
Get the Cockeria mug.A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.
You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.
The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.
David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang
by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018
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by LiveLaughLoveSpanish December 5, 2021
Get the Cockerian mug.Sorry love, it's all gone cockerbollocks at work today, the system has died, the boss has gone home early and so I'll be late home. No dear, definitely not going to the pub.
by TukayAway November 15, 2010
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