cockdoll

A girl with a cock, usually a very pretty tranny that is dolled up for a hot date.

Jack did you see that gorgeous cockdoll?

by Craywulf July 1, 2016

cockadoodledouchebag

A special type of douche bag that loves to run his mouth because it's way bigger than his cock

Hey Larry, why don't u step the fuck up and actually throw down. Maybe if your dick was bigger than your mouth you wouldn't run it so much you cockadoodledouchebag!

by Krazy Quyliller November 14, 2017

cockdog

when a women puts an erect penis into a hotdog bun that she has filled with ketchup and mustard, and giving the man a blowjob while eating the bun and conduments from around his aroused penis.

i got a cockdog last nite, it was sweet.

by brenden alley November 8, 2005

cockdrop

To cockdrop (cockdropping): to whip ones genitals out and wrestle your
oponent to the ground.

"if you do not be quiet, I will cock drop you"

by Sway December 28, 2004

orange cockcoon

when you stretch your balls over the end of your dick, then shine a flashlight through the skin and illuminate your cock

Alsto amazed all with his awesome orange cockcoon...

by iwascruel August 3, 2007

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Cockdocking

To insert your penis tip in another guys foreskin.

That cockdocking guy has made some penises disappear in his foreskin.

by CnV October 15, 2009