(n.) Cockmonster is a protein thief. Cockmonster will suck you off beyond release. Cockmonster is a nasty beast.
by cm victim January 13, 2008
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1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).
2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.
1) The condition contracted by a man's penis subsequent to a prolonged duration of time during which coitus has been completely lacking. Said period of celibacy may be externally imposed (due to continual failure to get laid despite best efforts) or self-enforced (a deliberate abstention from sexual activity for various and unexplained reasons).
2) Noun used to describe a refusal of sex by a male to his partner, generally to punish said partner for perceived or actual wrongdoing. However, due to man's extreme inability to successfully refrain from sex when offered it, this condition is extremely rare indeed, and typically only lasts for a matter of minutes or hours before thawing occurs.
1): - "Hey, what's up with Matt? He's walking funny."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"
"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."
2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."
5 minutes later:
Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."
- "Yeah, the poor chap hasn't had his leg over in 8 months"
- "Shit, he must be suffering from some serious cockfrost"
"I've been sexually abstinent now for over a week and am beginning to experience the first clinical signs of cockfrost."
2): Sarah: "Come on Rob darling, I said I was sorry, please can we have make-up sex?"
Rob: "No Sarah, because of your inconsiderate transgression I shall now be withholding sex from you."
Sarah: (sighs) "I guess Rob has cockfrost again."
5 minutes later:
Rob: "Ok, consider yourself forgiven."
by Ontology Mustard September 15, 2010
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A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.
Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.
He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.
Yeah what a cockmonster
He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.
Yeah what a cockmonster
by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011
Get the Cockmonster mug.Having sex so much that there is a dick in you more often than anything else. It in there so much that you are really no more than a holster for someones cock.
by Gerald Duval, Compositeur February 5, 2003
Get the Cockholster mug.The opening at the end of the penis. 2. When your best friend turns into a nagging fucking whining bitch, he/she becomes this. 3. A failed attempt at being human.
"Dude, I think my cocknostril is infected...
"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".
Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."
"Shut up man, you're turning into a cocknostril".
Person 1: "Hey look at that homeless bum!"
Person 2: "Yeah, that guy's a cocknostril."
by Ubersturmbannfuhrer Donitz February 19, 2010
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by madgrad January 24, 2003
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