A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.
Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
by John Cantaro September 19, 2008
Get the Cockatoo mug.A species of Avian that has a distinct amount of capabilities and mindsets. The bird itself is very bright and gleaming with happiness and joy.
Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.
Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.
Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."
If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.
Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.
Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."
If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
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The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !
NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !
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Get the cockatoos mug.Somebody that elongates their stories more than needed. For instance someone that would say “I checked the fridge when I went to the kitchen and noticed we were out of milk, so I went to the nearest Walmart to get some more.” instead of “I went to the store to get milk.” is a cockatoo.
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Get the Black Cockatoo mug.A Goffins Cockatoo is a type of bird that is affectionate but will bite if they want something, they are from the Tanimbar Islands of Indonesia, the best ones name is Shemp.
(Person 1) Thats a beautifal and dynamic bird, what species is it?
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!
(Person 2) It's a Goffins Cockatoo, of course!
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