cockatoe

A male version of the Camel Toe

Dave's pants are so tight I can see his cockatoe

by smack the mac December 14, 2015

cockapology

Noun: A regretful acknowledgment of showing your penis to someone without their consent or from you being inebriated.

"I owe you a cockapology"
"I'm so sorry that I showed you my dick. Will you accept my cockapology? "

by SquirtMeTender June 12, 2016

cockadile

1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?

2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).

1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.

2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.

by schniggleh April 3, 2005

rockamole

Guacamole that tastes so incredibly amazing that it is beyond the normal guacamole eating experience. Simply put, it is guacamole that rocks.

Penny: Have you tried Ruth's guacamole?
Rachel: Yeah! It's so good I'm calling it rockamole!

by Nallor January 27, 2010

Cockaholism

Serious, yet rarely fatal, addiction to mass quantities of penis. A person who suffers from Cockaholism may want the wang two, three or five times in a single night. The condition also exists in weekend binge form.

A: "hey, where is C? I havn't seen her all weekend"
L: "She's on a cock binge. You know she suffers from cockaholism"

by AliasC December 23, 2010

Cockmold Smell

A derogatory nickname for the Pepsi-owned fast food chain, Taco Bell; inspired by the repulsive, cheese-like scent of the fungus (Candida albicans) which flourishes under the foreskin of an unkempt, uncircumcised penis (and in the vagina of women with yeast infections).

Fuck that, I'm not eating at Cockmold Smell - I'd rather fuck your Canesten-using mom.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 30, 2009

Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job

She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy

by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009