cockamoleoweenie

When you eat seafood that has been stored on a boat with only two or three pieces of ice.

I ate a seafood gumbo salad at the Voodoo Gumbo and got cockamoleoweenie.

by rhaf3 June 28, 2018

Cockaine

Dried up semen that is then crushed into a fine powder and then snorted.

I don’t know how to tell chase that what he just snorted was my special blend of cockaine.

by Silverback6996 May 11, 2020

cockalocktapuss

A creature of legend, foretold by ancient prophits, estimated around medeival times New Zealand. Said to be a giant man-squid-like creature with 50 penises that it used to rape and pillage in small village. Commonly referred to as The Virginity Snatcher... Believe me, 50 penises, thats quite a mess to clean up. ehehehee...

" HOLY SHIT, THE COCKALOCKTAPUSS IS COMING!!! Ruuuunnnn!"
"MY AASSSSS!!!!" *muffled yelp*

by (we're ninjas, you can't know) January 7, 2010

cockalope

Great insult to man or woman refering to cramming a cock in your mouth

betty: "hey"
frank: "your a cockalope"
betty: "fuck you"

by Nooby bot February 14, 2008

Cockaloaf

When you erect penis has a stiff block of jizz-covered hair by the ballsac.

She sucked my cockaloaf hard last night.

Wanna see mygnarley cockaloaf.

by Salexis January 24, 2010

cockalate

when whip out your cock and start to jack off with out porn.

i cockalate with out my mother knowing.

by steven la February 11, 2009

Cockaine

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Are you feeling stressed, angry, tired, lonely and is your hand sore? Cockaine will give you back the life you used to have.

by tanjaganja February 12, 2009