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corkscrew

a sexual position. It is when the male lays flat on his back with his erection standing straight up, while the female has her vagina on top of his erected penis and spins 360 on his erection. Then the female pops off the males erection quickly (as if she were a corkscrew top) and the male cums everywhere (like the foam coming out of the cork bottle). Ergo, this is the "corkscrewing" action is occurring.
Chuck: "Dude, me and my lady corkscrewed so fast lastnight,
my dick exploded."
Phil: "Aw man, I hate when that happens."
by penelope taint September 25, 2011
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Canadian corkscrew

Having sex with a drunk fat girl from behind until she throws up.
Last week I walked into Danny giving that girl from taco bell the Canadian corkscrew.
by Brian Rex December 9, 2008
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Cockscreen

An advanced version of a cock block. It's when several guys are simultaneously cockblocking in formation.
Steve tried to get Danielle's number, but she was suddenly surrounded by a cockscreen.
by LRRfan January 21, 2011
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anal corkscrew

To insert penis anally and spin partner. Make sure you spin your partner hard or you will have a broken corkscrew.
"We thought we would try something, new so I gave her an anal corkscrew. She was so dizzy she spun her face right into my donkey punch."
by Mike Boo April 19, 2008
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Cockscrambler

A very effeminate male who dresses like a very attractive female. Often times they appear as female from afar and to the untrained eye. However, once the costume comes off, the truth is revealed to the bemoaning of any man who falls for the trap. They are usually found around anime expos or any area with a large conglomerate of cosplayers.
"Man, those ninja girls look pretty cute."
"They're cockscramblers."
"Damn."
by Hypothetical High Five February 18, 2007
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ClockCrew

The greatest group of Flash artist know to the human race, though they had a war with the LockLegion before, the power of "B" has brought them together. The ClockCrew all follow in the footsteps of StrawberryClock, king of the portal.
The ClockCrew is fucking 1337!!!
by Church October 20, 2003
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cocksure

premature assumption of the complete and utter truth in one's thoughts, opinions, and actions. Cocking your gun with no ammo. Gunning your cock at anything that moves.
Regina, whose conjectural advances on others may seem overwhelmingly cocksure, occasionally comes to a veritable climax of intuition.
by plan bee February 15, 2010
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