Cocklean

verb: to skew, to angle, to slant.

"You cockleaned the lampshade when you bumped it! Fix it!" or "Caitlin! That doesn't look right, you gotta cocklean that table!"

by KDeck March 19, 2010

Cockleplop

Cockleplop is an affectionate term of endearment for ones best buddy.

Also another term for an idiot.

Alright, me cockleplop...

Oh Trevor! you spilt the milk, you cockleplop...

by Grannytrevor February 26, 2011

Warms my cockles

That feeling you get when a loved one suggests something exciting or provocative

"he warms my cockles when he suggests we take a trip to jizzneyland"

by Littleangrypirate May 17, 2017

cocklette

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.

oh hey that dudes got a cocklette

by yourknowme February 25, 2012

cockhole

The English version of the name of the Ukrainians (khokhol / хохол). The term "khokhol" is derived from the favorite hairstyle of Ukrainians-a protruding tuft of hair on a bald head.

What a cockholes are degenerates, just fucked up.

by Taras_Pidorashko February 10, 2021

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

cockles

ballsack, testicles; from the song Kickapoo by Tenacious D

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazin' as I stepped into his cave,
Then I sliced his fucking cockles, with a long and shiny blade!

by chopsuey25 April 28, 2007