Cock Smoker

A person who has surpassed cocksucker status. If every douchebaggery, sorry, backstabbing, lowdown thing they did was seen as them sucking cock, they'd look as natural sucking cocks as smoking cigars.

"Our yes-man co-worker sucks up to the boss constantly and makes us look bad. He's such a cock smoker."

by Sixkids412 February 9, 2018

Cock smoker

The action of smoking/sucking the cock until the filter (bausack noodle)

John: Miiiii bro Sandra smoked my tsautseek down to the fuckin Filt!
Captain sausage: sounds like she’s a real cock smoker

by Skellzmaster March 17, 2019

cock smoker

a person either male or female (or somewhere in between) that loves the cock

Eat a dick you cock smoker

by ??? July 14, 2003

this guy is a total cock smoker

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.

Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

by merryment May 8, 2005

cock smoker

some one who likes a penis so they literally are addicted to it

matty you are a cock smoker

by an actual legend December 3, 2006

cock smoker

one whom engages in the smoking of cock

yeah john i just quit smoking cigarettes and pot today..
John: realy man thats great .. how did ya quit?
CockSmoker: i just started smoking cock instead
John: you little cock smoker you :)

by i am william wallace September 3, 2003