My math teacher. She's fat, ugly, old, lonely, has no life. Is always whispering in your ear. She spits when she talks and she breathes on you. She can't teach for shit. Pretends she's married even though her name is MS. Cohan, pretends she has three sons and if you ask what their names were she only tells you that they wear nike hats. And Cohan is annoying as hell.
Ms.Cohan in front of a cabinet "Excuse me!"
Ms.Cohan to the class "Is that fair? I think it's fair, its fair right, I think its fair."
Ms.Cohan to the class "Is that fair? I think it's fair, its fair right, I think its fair."
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You will never enjoy the perks of cohabitation, because you're such a fucking retard that you had to use the urban dictionary to find out what it means.
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Get the COHALP mug.A rich town just south of Boston, that is often thought of as preppy.
Cohasset and Scituate have a rivalry between mostly boys that think they are cool.
Cohasset people aren't preppy, they just arent ghetto like their surrounding towns including Scituate, Hingham, Norwell, Hull, ect.
Everyone in Cohasset absolutely loves to party.
This town consists of preps, wiggas, skanks, the third deffinition of dimes, pot heads and emos.
Cohasset is a great plave to jump bridges in the summer.
Cohasset and Scituate have a rivalry between mostly boys that think they are cool.
Cohasset people aren't preppy, they just arent ghetto like their surrounding towns including Scituate, Hingham, Norwell, Hull, ect.
Everyone in Cohasset absolutely loves to party.
This town consists of preps, wiggas, skanks, the third deffinition of dimes, pot heads and emos.
Cohasset is a great plave to jump bridges in the summer.
High schoolers in Cohasset love partying!
Middle schoolers in Cohasset think they are cool!
Other middle schoolers in Cohasset ruin thier lives and start smoking weed.
"where do we go to jump a bridge?"
"COHASSET!"
Middle schoolers in Cohasset think they are cool!
Other middle schoolers in Cohasset ruin thier lives and start smoking weed.
"where do we go to jump a bridge?"
"COHASSET!"
by some random kidddd March 15, 2008
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