Crumping NOLO

A popular hip-hop dance slash acapella group from the midwest. This dynamic duo is on the cutting edge of mainstream entertainment. They will move you.

Hey Lauren, did you get tickets for Crumping NOLO tonight?

No. They're sold out!

by mmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 12, 2013

Clumpin’

When a females white ejaculate gets into her or her partners pubic hair and creates white spots within the pubes and makes them stick together

Travis: “Damn girl, I must be doing something right because you’re clumpin’.”

by BigDaddyBigBoy June 21, 2021

Morning Clumsiness

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.

Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.

by Zarathud December 10, 2010

Gorilla clamping

When a girl squeezes her vagina during sex to give the illusion of a tight vagina.

That gorilla clamping had me nutting in seconds.

by AceBriggy69 April 3, 2021

crumping

Great style of dancing, preformed be a select few, preferably to rap or techno beats.

Whenever Alex and squirrel turn on some techno or rap beats, kitty kat is always crumping around, while wearing her crumping shoes.

by kitty kat :3 December 24, 2009

Crumping

Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.

I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.

by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011

clumpkin

clumpkin is when you dig up a deceased grandparent from a graveyard and give them head

where are you going? "oh I'm going to go give grandpa some clumpkin, want to come?"

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021