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Clucker Fucker

Someone who either dates or is married to a crack head, can also be used as an insult.
You are so fat you'd be lucky to be a clucker fucker and like it!
Clucker Fucker by Xombygod January 19, 2009

clucker fuck

When the the line at Chik-fil-A wraps around the building and someone refuses to yield to the drive-thru exit.
I was in the line at Chik-fil-A this morning and someone blocked the drive-thru exit causing a real clucker fuck because the drive-thru couldn't exit and so we were all stuck for like ten minutes waiting for this moron to move out of the way.
clucker fuck by southernsister June 13, 2018

Clucker Sucker 

A more PG-13 way of calling someone a cock sucker.
"Don't be such a clucker sucker."

Confused Clucker 

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.
Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.
Confused Clucker by Frank West August 28, 2006

angry clucker 

The art of holding someone in a chicken wing arm hold, and having anal sex, while using only hot sauce (more specifically sriracha) as a lubricant.
Guy 1: Did you hear what I did to becky last night?

Guy 2: No what did you do?

Guy 1: I gave her the angry clucker, that bitch sounded like a rooster in a farm machinery accident.
angry clucker by Jerseymk2 June 11, 2021

dumb clucker 

"Quit being such a dumb clucker "
dumb clucker by xrzjb April 28, 2010