cloudfucker

Someone in the technology biz who puts the word "cloud" or "iCloud" in every sentence to make themselves sound relevant, when in reality they wouldn't know what SaaS is if it bit them in the aSS.

Think 'starfucker' but for for cloud services

guy #1 to guy #2:
"I just got a cold call from this sales guy... he said he could virtualize my entire infrastructure and migrate my desktops into the cloud as SaaS thin clients in a Hyper-V cluster of pseudo-nodes or some shit"

guy #2: "oh yeah?"

guy #1: "yeah, he had me on the phone for all of 30 seconds but somehow managed to squeeze in the word `iCloud` like 9 times"

guy #2: "wow, sounds like a real cloudfucker"

by cloudfucker September 6, 2012

clown fucker

Person who only gets off by fucking a person of the circus type.

She only likes the clowns , so we call her the clown fucker.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

clownfuckery

Highly stupid actions all in one sequence.

High amounts of clownfuckery are going on here.

by aeightBee January 4, 2024

confuckered

Configured or constructed in such a way as to lead to disaster. Related to: technologycomputersinternet

The computer never worked because the operating system was confuckered from day one.

by Hanzo06 August 2, 2016

Cowfucker

A person who is a teacher pet, coward , and a fuckboy/girl and who told lies to everybody to make themselves look better

Mike is a real cowfucker : he told the teacher that i cheated in the maths exam

by Nutsnoodle March 29, 2017

cowfucker

A tall thin man boy from the midlands region of Zimbabwe who likes zinjathropuses ,weed ,porn and exhibits gay behaviour most times

Mr Dube if you keep on acting like that you are being a cowfucker

by derickbeltz September 10, 2018

Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022