Confucked

To be confused beyond all help.

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!

by Imanasaur January 17, 2011

confuckle

the act of being confused way more then you ever should be

I told my english teacher this exam will confuckle me.

by Vermilion Jarl December 20, 2013

Clown Fuck Crazy

A significant mental illness that manifests itself in desiring sexual relations with a circus person.

This is the last time I invite Lady Gaga to a rodeo. That bitch is clown fuck crazy.

by Poorexcuseforapenis November 5, 2016

Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

clownfucker

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.

What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?

by Christine June 25, 2004

clownbuck

The United States dollar, defined as a "clownbuck" due to the inaptitude of the U.S. Federal Reserve to preserve it's value.

The Federal Reserve printed up 8 billion clownbucks today.

by falser December 29, 2005