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When two people are engaged in the act of cunnilingus and the individual performing said cunnilingus puts on clown make-up, a wig, and a red nose during the performance, without telling the receiver. The clown then proceeds to perform circus tricks between her legs; including but not limited to: the endless handkerchief chain, the balloon animal, and popping the balloon animal. The clown must continue to pleasure its partner's woman-hood throughout the duration of the performance.
Alice was very surprised when Davin began to perform clownilingus on her, but then she got really into it.
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Get the Clonal mug.The feeling of paranoia and fear an insecure person feels because one believes that other people think one looks like a clown such as Bozo or Ronald McDonald. An attack of clownaphobia can be caused simply at the sight or mention of clowns or clown props such as round red noses, big red hair, huge floppy shoes, bicycle horns, baggy pokadot pants. In some extreme cases, puppets and cartoon characters such as Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Newman can bring on an attack.
Ike got run over when Bobby honked his bicycle horn at him because Ike had an attack of clownaphobia and started crying and forgot to move out of Bobby's way.
by Dr. Pilgrim May 6, 2008
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by clownforlife November 4, 2012
Get the Clownslime mug.The antagonist of paintball events and games, where they play for ego instead of honor.
Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.
The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.
There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.
In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.
You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.
Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
Not all clown ballers follow this path. There are those that wear colorful bouncy pants that display the utmost display of integrity and honor.
The righteous few understand this, and are accepted by the great Layzar, but may or may not be blessed depending on dupontious the great's convictions at the time of judgement.
There are those that robe themselves in the cloth of thier enemies, all the blessings of a clown enjoys, but behind the trigger a blessed warrior who smites the wicked.
In generalities a clownballer is a mindset and way of life where one's accomplishments on the field comes at the price of teamates, quality of play, dishonor, to achieve a fake ego boosting status of self worth.
You can find these Dbags sporting any GI gear, patches or sponsorships. Usually talking thier game like they are the best ballers in the world, like nobody has done it before. But really the first indicator is bright colors but do not let that be the determining factor. They will often promote themselves on social media platforms like tweeter, vanity tome, or metube. The more likes and views generally means they are a bigger dbags and think they are better than the general population of paintballers they supposedly represent.
Oh, they usually get really butt hurt when they lose a match.
Can you believe that fucking clownballer kept playing on and wiping a hit as I put a rope into him center mass? "yea bud, same old same old"
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