cooned

Meaning to steal. Originates from african-americans being called "coons" rather than "niggers" or other more offensive slang. Many people considered african-americans to be thieves, hence the term.

Someone cooned my wallet!

My house got cooned last night.

by foxtrot-echo-seven-zulu-niner July 19, 2005

Clooney it

To "Clooney it" is one's decision to avoid starting a family for the rest of his/her life.

A: "Don't you want to have a family"
B: "Nah, I think i'm just going to "Clooney it"
A: "I don't think he's happy about being alone"
B: "Of course he is, don't be silly"

by CorpSE August 26, 2013

Clonedashian

A person who takes inspiration from Kim kardashian, and attempts to replicate her appearance (usually badly).

General features include some or all the following.....black hair, excessive Botox/make up/plastic surgery, fake lips, fake tits, big arse(fake or natural) black leggings, high heels, no personality.

Holy shit, I saw 5 Clonedashians at Westfield today, they’re multiplying.

by Jayspray May 3, 2019

George Clooney

To take a shit caused by a "Perfect Storm" formed inside one's body.

Ugh, George Clooney. Must be from all that PBR and pizza. I'll be back in 5 minutes.

by PGHSBuck April 27, 2011

Clooney

The act of going down on a girl that hasn't recently shaved and the appearance and feel is what it must be like to kiss George Clooney with his 5 o'clock shadow.

"I went down on this chick, she needed to shave, it was a total Clooney."

by Bdizzle562 October 28, 2009

Cloned

'Cloned' means you're surrounded by attackers at all sides, nowhere to run from. Taken due to the fact in the flash game Newgrounds Rumble, if you take the upgrade with the three heads, and you and a clone is taking both of the sides, it means a lot of damage for the victim.

Person 1: OMFG... I just got cloned in GunZ Online.

Person 2: How?

Person 1: By those kstylers. Damn, I need to know how to do kstyle.

by MisaTange July 9, 2009

Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon May 31, 2018