clabber cod

A person (normally male) that is really clumsy, fumble fingered, or just can't do anything correctly.

That dude is such a clabber cod, I bet he has a hard time wipeing his own ass!

by Kreigh January 5, 2005

clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

Chobblesome

1. A subject that will hold it's own in conversation. Typically gossip. (American-English)
Synonyms: Interesting, fascinating, etc.

2. Something worth talking about in a positive way. (British-English)
Synonyms: Legendary, awesome, etc.

History
Conlocutio(Latin) = Coverse
+
Some = Old english for sum such as twosome threesome etc.

Conlosome
-->Choblosome
-->Chobblesome

1. That girl is so chobblesome, man after man I swear/God, this show is so chobblesome.

2. This house is chobblesome/You guys are the most chobblesome people I know.

by Unknown User4839 June 23, 2022

Cloob

Cloob: the presence of someone else being so retarded that it hurts your soul and existence.

“Damn milly, stop being such a cloob”

by Blair Sally December 7, 2019

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

cock clubbing

To beat a defenseless animal to death in the wild with your erect cock

Neal was pissed off with the seagull so he went out cock clubbing its death was imminent

by Therealblund January 30, 2014