clive

a little stupid fag who couldnt get a girl even if he tried, he sucks dicks for a living cus he cant get pussy

clive is such a stupid fuck

by julis May 20, 2004

clive

major minger who looks like a bum hole- has major obsession with needles and cocks. loves men but major retard and loser!strange hair-do, walks wierd and talk a load of rubbish. may come across as nice but is lying.

jammy horse"i love willys and fish"
sandra and marj"i hate u u r such a clive gosh"

by sandra and marj, hettie and marij agev December 28, 2005

Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Clive Palmer

Fatty McFuckhead

“Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead!” - Many prominent Australian icons.

by big gay me September 28, 2019

Clive Borg

A Maltese expression used to described something or someone that is very fat.

OMG your so fat! You are like Clive Borg.
Ara Clive Borg. Ehh stenn dak it tanker

by gta6 player November 7, 2020

Clive Owen

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

clive owen

1. used to explain completely outrageous situations that couldn't possibly ever happen.
2. used to describe people with amazing badass characteristics

1. "How did he kill the guy with a carrot, grab the baby, jump off the roof through the window of the next building, hit the ground rolling, and NOT wake the baby up?" "It's Clive Owen"
2. "Did you hear about what he did at the party?" "omg he's soooo Clive Owen."

by ......................................... April 26, 2008