Clitgasm

The female orgasm. Male orgasm of course being the cumgasm.

My girlfriend had a massive clitgasm on my sheets last night. I have to change them now…

by Biden is a dick December 23, 2021

Clitlash

Sustained neck injury due to excess cunnilingus.

I went down on that girl for so long, my neck is killing me today. I think I got Clitlash.

by zohyeahz April 22, 2010

clitmatized

adjective: describing a male (or female) that is attracted to a female simply because of her vagina

Jason is not in love with her, he is clitmatized!

by ~K January 27, 2006

clitastic

a studly guy; turns your clit on

Girl 1: That guy Scott is dreamy!

Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally clitastic!

by seanlikescockinhisanusforever May 29, 2010

Clitmatized

(Adjective) when a man or woman is so sprung on the quality of a woman's vagina, he or she is practically hypnotized by it.

Joe is not in love with Jules, he is clitmatized !

by DGAF February 13, 2017

Clitastrophy

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

by Headbomb March 21, 2004

clitmaster

originates from the movie jay and silent bob, but is now generally used in reference to the clitmaster Grey Gardner of santa rosa california

"Grey is the clitmaster"

by grey September 18, 2004