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Dingle Clinger

A dingle clinger is a dingle berry that is passed from the anus of the receiver to the pubic hair of the giver during/after anal sex.
After passionate sex with his boyfriend, Lance pulled out only to find a dingle clinger remaining in his pubic hair.
by DixieCupDrinker December 15, 2010
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Stage Five Clinger

1. A potential romantic and/or sexual interest who quickly reveals him or herself to be too forward and needy. A pursuit that one suddenly realizes one must at once stop pursuing because they have, in turn, become the pursued. Fatal attraction to the extreme, indicated, most often, by excessive communication across various media, simultaneously (texting, email, Facebook, Twitter, postal mail, showing up at your place of work and/or school, phoning you, until you finally reply, and often relentlessly even if/when you do).

2. Also, Stage 5 Clinger. Same meaning as above; a person to whom one is not mutually attracted, at least not near so intensely or desperately. A person who makes inordinate assumptions of commitment and intimacy when in reality there is absolutely none, since both parties have not logically had enough time to commit or get close, nor shall they due to the clinginess.
1. "Bro, the date last night with Cheryl bombed majorly--total Stage Five Clinger. Woke up this morning to 563 texts and the emails are still comin' in...wants me to meet her parents and be her 'first'...."

2. "Ugh. Stage 5 Clinger. 'Nuff said!"
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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stage five clinger

A member of the opposite sex that is likely to become overly attached, overly fast. Virgins, those on the rebound, and the emotionally fragile are more likely to have this term applied to them. Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
We need to get Nick away from that chick. She's a stage five clinger.

We've got a stage five clinger situation. I need someone running interference on the blonde behind me, now.

I nailed that chick last weekend and seriously regret giving her my number - I'm getting 2 or 3 calls a day. I think what we've got ourselves here is a stage five clinger.
by Dan Everett April 26, 2006
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Pittsburgh Clinger

A girl who grew up in Pittsburgh and goes/went to a smaller college in Ohio, that latches down on the first reasonable man she meets.
Stay away from her! -She is a pittsburgh clinger
by its ok im right April 28, 2010
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one night clinger

When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again
WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger
by Rico no suave July 12, 2015
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Stage 6 clinger

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.
Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.
by B.A. Trustwurthy March 30, 2010
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Titty clinger

Men’s Lacoste shirt or other clingy knit shirt for men. The material makes any shirt form fitting in a manner that enhances ‘moobies’
I’m changing shirts when I get home. This one is a Class A titty clinger
by Randy1nc July 7, 2018
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