Cling man

A wing man that sticks around when his services are no longer needed.

Jerry was such a cling man last night, he even came back to my house with the girl he just setted me up with.

by Your the doo doo to my butt January 21, 2019

Clingy

When a boyfriend/girlfriend wont stop texting you or calling you because they are to obsessed with you. Another way to say it is when they want to spend time with you every single day and minute.

Maya(Girlfriend): Hey, what you doing?;)
Max(Boyfriend): Nothing really
Maya: Do u wanna hang out?
Maya: Are u busy?
Maya: Am I clingy?
Max: Sorry, I can't I have football practice then I have dinner with my family

by Ba Jin May 22, 2018

Cling Clang

That sound that they make on impractical jokers

Joe says cling clang.

by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018

clidget

a clown midget

Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.

by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

clunge-pool

1. A swimming pool, full of wet clunge.
2. A bucket-like clunge.

Derived from the geographic term 'Plunge Pool', a large hole formed by years of erosion by hard hitting water falling into it.

Man 1: Fucked that girl last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah? Was she tight?
Man 1: Na, she had a clunge-pool!

by august17 November 9, 2010

Chingered Up

Old Spanish term to screw or f*** something up, no matter what it is.

1) Damn I chingered up my computer with a virus.

2) Don't chinger it up!

by Rumbolator May 14, 2011

Cling Bur

Knotted up ass hairs around an amalgam of fecal remnants and toilet paper. Similar to a dingle berry. Created over time from wiping action which knots the hairs.

I could barely wipe my ass today braaaahhhh. Got so many damn cling burrs down there. I need a pair of scissors to trim up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017