Clegged Up

A gamer term for "fucked up", especially referring to odd or strange accidents that are seemingly impossible to achieve within the normal laws of physics. Named after PlanetSide 2 developer Adam Clegg, who is notorious for his ability to push further the frontier of physics simulation and game engines.

Player 1: "That drop ship looks like an ostrich with its head in the sand."
Player 2: "Yeah, Adam Clegged up again."

by Ailos October 21, 2012

Clerks

One of the best cult classic movies of the 1990s. Clerks was written and directed by Kevin Smith, and was released in late 1994.

In my opinion, Randal is the funniest character in Clerks.


Randal: Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz-mopper makes per hour?

Dante: What's a jizz-mopper?

Randal: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.

by Qbert May 15, 2004

Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

by walrus face November 20, 2010

Clerge

Refers to the action of violating a minor in the confession box

Pope Francis on his private story “You just got clerged!”

Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her

Past Tense: You just got clerged!

by The_Clerger June 9, 2023

cleaginning

The proposed clearing of streets on a university campus which, like the announced snow day, proved to be a lie

The Colorado School of Mines facilities team will still cleaginning around 4:30 AM.

by CSM False Snow Day December 4, 2013

Clerks II

The sequel to Kevin Smith's classic 1994 Indie film about a day in the life of 2 convenience store clerks. This movie find our characters, Dante and Randal, working for the fast-food chain "Moobys" after Randal leaves the coffee pot on at the Quick Stop, torching the entire building. Where the original movie was a classic in the Indie scene, Clerks II takes a step away from the Independent classic that spawned it and turns into a full-blown comedy which, surprisingly, is full of laughs and heart.

I saw Clerks II at 7:45 PM on opening night. It was the best 7:75 I've spent in over a year.

by Collin Jones July 22, 2006

clarg

A somewhat retarded and uncoordinated member of the tasmanian society. A source of amusement for most youths who know of him.

'Oh that was a bit of a clarg wasnt it?' (clarg in this instance meaning 'stupid thing', etc)
'Oh hi doctor clargrg, do you have a meatspin appointment later on today?'

by clarg October 10, 2007