Calendar surfing

The act of looking through shared office calendars of other employees to find meetings to join even though you weren't invited. This is to fill up your own calendar and make it look like you're busy. At the meeting you're pretending to listen but just space out and nod once in a while to make a believable impression.

Johnny was calendar surfing yesterday, getting no real work done, just passing time at meetings.

by TheManWithTheHarmonica September 15, 2012

Calendar Man

To be messed up and have a disordered life. Not having a path in life and ambitions as well as goals. Refers to needing a calendar to sort out one's life.

Chloe: " Michelle you're so awesome and better than me! I don't know what I want to do with my life!"
Michelle: " Ahh gyal dem you's a calendar man."

by michelledomination March 3, 2016

Si cled var

To not understand the science of sussy imposter in the real world of the night in the slums

I did not Si cled var when I saw the crusty figure.

by YoSoyDaisy Moreno y bajo January 20, 2022

Clandestine

Kept or done in secret, often in order to conceal an illicit or improper purpose

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by michelle August 20, 2004

Cende

Cende: a word in the Persian language pertaining to a person who is very cocky. In other words it means someone who is a little shit who thinks they know everything.

Jones: Salam ashkan coonet gohy hastish?

Ashkan: cafesho goh. chera ingad cende hasti?

Jones: man cende hastam? Doolet cuchiket koskesh.

Ashkan: arhee... Cendeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

by lilDOOL December 1, 2010

calendrome

Like a palindrome, a calendrome is a date that appears the same whether read backward or forward, i.e., 1.12.11.

1.12.11 is a rare example of a calendrome.

by Cutters79 January 21, 2010

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010