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The Clench

Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.
Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!
by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010
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Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.
Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.
by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015
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pre-clench

Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.
Example Sentence:

Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"
by WakeyWakeyHandsOffSnakey October 20, 2018
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rusty clench

When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls
The best moment of my life was when my wife gave me the rusty clench
by gjkljuhfvc February 17, 2017
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The Jaw Clench

One of the sexiest things you could notice on a guy. When a guy clenches his jaw. It's not obvious. I just can't really explain it. It's just Really freaking hot.
"Today in math I was sitting behind this kid who i’ve known for over four years and is super attractive and he was doing that The Jaw Clench thing guys do with their jaws and I wAS LIKE ASDFHDLFJJDISLL PLEASE NEVER STOP DOING THAT

but I said it out loud and he knew so he turned around and did the clench thing like super obviously tHEN BIT HIS LIP AND SMILED AND TURNED AROUND AND I WAS LIKE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ME SMILE LIKE THAT."
by KelleyGreen14 July 25, 2014
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Buckingham Clench

When you feel as if you are about to break wind and just as you begin to attempt to pass it, you feel a sudden moist feeling on the edge of your butt cheeks. At this point you come to realize this may not be what you first thought it was and not wanting to turn the back of your legs into a chocolate waterfall, You snap at attention. Immediately clenching your buttcheeks tightly together to avoid any spillage and keeping a firm rigid stance, like a Buckingham Guard. With a cold sweat beginning to form and the feeling of a sharp stabbing sensation in your lower abdomen, you must continue to stay in this position until the pain subsides and you can get to a toilet.
1. As I started to pass gas, I felt a moist sensation and immediately snapped into a Buckingham Clench.
2. As I snapped into a Buckingham Clench, it was quite obvious that this was no laughing matter and despite onlookers gawking and poking and prodding at me, I knew I could not unclench or I would soil myself.
3. Not wanting to crap my pants, I immediately bore the Buckingham Clench in an attempt to hold it all in.
by max nova July 3, 2009
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Groin Clench

When a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.
Keenan: Did you SEE Channing Tatum in uniform in Dear John?
Caitlin: YES, I groin clenched so bad!
by BaileyBoo28 April 21, 2011
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