Clemsoning

Lazy, pathetic journalism. Typically used by no-talent, agenda driven ass-clowns on ESPN as a click-bait plea.

ESPN's college football coverage sucks so bad, they resort to Clemsoning in a sad attempt to remain relevant. Any sports fan with a brain laughs at them.

by TigerRugger80 December 1, 2015

Clemsoning

To use steroids.

My speed, athleticism, and body mass has increased exponentially since I began Clemsoning.

by KJ Hawk January 19, 2019

Clemsoning

The act of beating every team you are supposed to for 4 years in a row while most other teams lose inexplicably to teams they shouldn't during the same period of time.

They have been clemsoning with all the talent they have been able to bring in over the past 4 years.

by Tigerbeergeek December 6, 2015

clemson dinner

When POTUS 45 throws an All American Dinner, menu must consist of McDonalds, Wendys, Burger Kings and some pizza.

Must be in large quantity

Hey Nick Saban are you going to that Clemson Dinner?

Nick Saban: I'm Not Going So Stop Asking

by McFartyland January 16, 2019

pull a clemson

the act whereby an overrated football team builds up a big winning streak and artificially high national ranking by beating up on inferior competition, only to lose a bunch of games and get killed by truly good teams at the end of the season, thus exposing them for what they truly are.

"Clemson started off the 2011 season 8-0 and ranked as high as #6, only to 'pull a Clemson' and lose 4 of their last 5, get embarrassed by their rival South Carolina, and then give up the most points in bowl history to West Virginia in the Orange Bowl."

by CaliCock January 7, 2012

pull a clemson

To make it to a big stage or high point and then fail beyond comprehension. To fail miserably.

When someone screws up a work:
Well I guess you will have to talk to the boss about that - you pulled a clemson.

To my son, You have a test today. Well don't pull a clemson.

When the check out clerk at Walmart rings up an item twice - Hey you pulled a clemson on my bill.

References: 2012 Orange Bowl
West Virginia 70 Clemson 33

by ACC_SUCKS January 8, 2012

Clemson Style

Doing it in the butt.

"Yo Carson did that bitch Clemson Style."

by Siiebs March 13, 2019