Dirty Cleft

When you're getting head from a girl with a cleft pallet and you get snot on your cock.

Larry was getting head from Mary, he looked down and realized that he was receiving a dirty cleft.

by Davit Dingbat January 22, 2011

cleft

Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"

You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft

by Dijital-JB November 1, 2005

Clefter

Dried piece of snot/bogey that has been picked and then flicked or wiped purposely onto a public space where someone would unfortunately put their hands (e.g.) door handle, keyboard.

ewww, there's a Clefter on the door handle !!

by tubes7 July 13, 2011

cleftproud

To be "Cleftproud" is to be proud of your cleft lip and palate (birth defect)

Siri: " I hate my Cleft lip... "
Luke: " Siri, dont worry, you're beautiful! Be Cleftproud instead of hating it ! "

by Jobabit March 20, 2017

cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends

- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !

by toby palmer February 15, 2019

cock cleft

The slight gaping of a vagina after intercourse.

'...then it all dribbled out her cock cleft.'

by fattulip April 24, 2008

Cleft elbow

That roll of fat that hangs over a fat persons upper arm, thus somewhat hiding the dent of an elbow they possess.

Lee: Holy shit bro!! Look at the cleft elbow on that fatty Lumpkin!

Turd: my God! She looks like a garbage bag full of vegetable soup with a belt around it!

by The turd abibes March 23, 2018